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On a Septic Tank Truck sign: >
“We’re #1 in the #2 business.” > ************************** >>> Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: >
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” > ************************** >>> At a Proctologist’s door >
“To expedite your visit please back in.” > ************************** >>> On a Plumber’s truck: >
“We repair what your husband fixed.” > ************************** >>> On a Plumber’s truck: >
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.” > ************************** >>> Pizza Shop Slogan: >
“7 days without pizza makes one weak.” > ************************** >>> At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: >
“Invite us to your next blowout.” > ************************** >>> On a Plastic Surgeon’s Office door: >
“Hello. Can we pick your nose?” > ************************** >>> At a Towing company: >
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.” > ************************** >>> On an Electrician’s truck: >
“Let us remove your shorts.” > ************************** >>> In a Nonsmoking Area: >
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate > action.” > ************************** >>> On a Maternity Room door: >
“Push. Push. Push.” > ************************** >>> At an Optometrist’s Office >
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right > place.” > ************************** >>> On a Taxidermist’s window: >
“We really know our stuff.” > ************************** >>In a Podiatrist’s office: >
“Time wounds all heels.” > ************************** >>> On a Fence: >
“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.” > ************************** >>> At a Car Dealership: >
“The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.” > ************************** >>> Outside a Muffler Shop: >
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.” > ************************** >>> In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: >
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!” > ************************** >>> At the Electric Company: >
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment. >
However, if you don’t, you will be.” > ************************** >>In a Restaurant window: >
“Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.” > ************************** >> In the front yard of a Funeral Home: >
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.” > ************************** > >>> At a Propane Filling Station, >
“Tank heaven for little grills.” > ************************** >>> And don’t forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: >
“Best place in town to take a leak.”
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