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My friends and I went to this "Gentleman's' Club(strip joint)." One of my buddies wanted to impress us, so he pulled out a $10 bill. The "dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on her butt. Not to be outdone, my other friend pulled out a $50 bill. He called the girl back over, licked the $50, and put it on her other cheek.Now the attention was focused on me. What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet, thought for a minute... then the banker in me took over. I got out my ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and went home.