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q: What did the girl melon say when the boy melon proposed?a: "We're too young, we cantaloupe."
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q: What did the plant-like aliens say upon landing on Earth?a: "Take us to your weeder!"
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q: A plane goes from california to nevada. It crashes on the border of the states. Where do you bury the survivors?a: You don't bury survivors.
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q: If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many are left?a: There wouldn't be any left, because after you start shooting the rest all fly away.