blondesq: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
a: Juan on Juan
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q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?a: The position of the dirt bag.
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q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?a: Doughnuts
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q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?a: A different bar
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q: What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?a: Sum Ting Wong
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q: What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?a: A speech impediment
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q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?a: They're hiring
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q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?a: No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
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q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old to say the F word?a: Get another sweet little 80-year-old to yell *BINGO!*
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q: What is a Yankee?a: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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q: Why do men find it difficcult to make eye contact?a: Breasts don't have eyes
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q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?a: Everyone has the same DNA
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q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?a: They have cotton balls
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q: What's the differnce between a new husband and a new dog?a: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
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q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?a: Because those men already have boyfriends
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q: Why do men want to marry virgins?a: They can't handle criticism
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q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?a: About 45 lbs.
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q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?a: About 45 minutes
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q: Why is air a lot like sex?a: Becuase it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
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q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?a: Through his chest with a sharp knife
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q: Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?a: Because on Tuesdays and Thursdays the Sex Ed class uses it
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q: What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?a: A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." and a southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t..."
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